DWS: Driving While Stupid!

Is it me or is the driving situation in the United States becoming worse?

I’m looking in my rear view mirror today, watching a big, gas guzzling SUV approach me doing about 80 miles an hour! Two feet before it rams into the back of my gas-conscious little car, the idiot driver slams on his/her brakes leaving about 12 inches between our bumpers! Drivers like this burn me up!

Or how about the fool that is tail gating on the highway at 70 miles an hour? No matter that 95% of the time, I’m carrying my “little guy” in the car. And as God is my witness, I don’t want to end up on the chain gang with a big, burly girlfriend named Bertha (I’m too cute to be in prison!) because some foolish idiot rammed my car and hurt my child!

But my favorite BAD driver has to be the person who cuts across multiple lanes at 70 miles an hour endangering every other driver in his wake.

I think the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the road was about two weeks ago in Georgia, just outside of Atlanta. I was cruising at 65 mph with a car hot on my tail. I touched my brake to signal you are too close.

The next thing I know, this jerk-off has pulled up next to me and much to my surprise, I observed the female passenger leaning out the window suspended at the waist. Suddenly she, with head rag tied loosely, began to fling “fast food” garbage at me and scream obscenities. I was so shocked that all I could do was laugh! I pictured them driving by a semi… and well you know the rest… I called my Mom and repented to God for my evil thoughts.

Where are the cops when you need them? I know there is a law about these sorts of things — and if there isn’t?– there ought to be one!

We should be able to do citizens arrests’ on these jerks and hold them until the police arrive. Of course in this world — you’d probably get shot.


5 thoughts on “DWS: Driving While Stupid!

  1. is this 4 real? that’s crazy. glad u r okay. i thought road rage had settled down with unemployment at an all-time high in Georgia.

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